Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
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can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

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go on

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GG: time to catch some fuckboys!!!! >:)

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#hs #jade


me: *looks at ocs i made 4 years ago*

me: we can rebuild them. we have the technology

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The Spaceport

this movie was the coolest fucking thing and it makes me really sad that they cut off the second one

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It’s time for #notallmen bingo



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#stevebucky #marvel




My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

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Myers Briggs By Seven Deadly Sins


INFJ: Pride, sloth, gluttony
ESTP: Lust, pride, gluttony
INTJ: Pride, sloth, gluttony
ESFP: Lust, pride, envy
INFP: Wrath, envy, sloth
ESTJ: Wrath, pride, greed
INTP: Sloth
ESFJ: Wrath, pride, envy
ISFJ: Pride, wrath, greed
ENTP: Pride, wrath
ISTJ: Greed, wrath
ENFP: Wrath
ISFP: Wrath, envy, lust
ENTJ: Pride, gluttony, greed
ISTP: Lust
ENFJ: Pride, wrath, gluttony

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#sloth #lol yeah



The very best of Yahoo Answers.

Oh my God

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Aperture Science jacket in ACNL

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#qr #acnl



Replaced the repost source with the original source because it has WAY more pictures and info about this cool place.

Reminds me of home.

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MBTI In Stressful Situations


INFP: diligently ignores problem until it’s too big to manage
ESTJ: ‘exactly as i say, or else’
ISFP: lists and lists and lists and lists…
ESFJ: vocalizes everything they’re doing
ISFJ: ♫ move bitch, get out the way 
ENTP: too interested by the options to do anything
ISTJ: cool headed, but harsh like ice
ENFP: heart rate over 9000
INTP: never does anything despite completely understanding the problem
ENTJ: step aside or get crushed underfoot
ISTP: nothing like a full-blown crisis to get back into the zone
ENFJ: assumes responsibility and approaches with logic
INFJ: adrenaline rush or complete paralysis
ESTP: acts first, figures out later
INTJ: devises a universal system to resolve the problem for all time
ESFP: needs space to figure things out

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#mbti #intp #yeah basically


All Hail The Queen - Fish Mooney
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